ne of the great miracles of the modern age is that, despite everything, Lindsay Lohan has been able to make it through the world largely intact.

Sure, there have been some dings and dents here and there, but ultimately she’s proven rather resilient—one might even say indestructible. She had a close call recently, though. According to Lohan’s Snapchat, she was in some sort of Turkish boating accident and almost lost her finger this weekend. Or, actually, she did lose half a finger temporarily, but they found it and were able to re-attach it.

TMZ describes the accident as such: “[Lohan] tried pulling up the boat anchor and became entangled in it. The anchor pulled her down into the water and she struggled to get back in the boat as she tried untangling herself. The anchor sliced off the tip of her finger. Her friends went on the hunt and found the detached digit on the deck of the boat. They rushed LiLo to an ER, where a plastic surgeon re-attached it.”

So that’s pretty horrifying! TMZ also has a gruesome photo if you want to look at it. I do not. It’s scary enough to know that a Turkish boating accident nearly claimed a piece of Lindsay Lohan. Imagine if the finger had gone into the water and not stayed on the boat! Imagine part of Lindsay Lohan being forever at the bottom of the Mediterranean, some bit of bone lying under the sea, alongside ancient ships, the detritus of empires. I suppose there would be a strange, sort of mournful poetry to that. But it would also be a little menacing, to sail the Turkish seas and know that a piece of Lindsay Lohan lay underneath you, calling to you with its dark pull. Better to have the finger rescued and attached to its owner again.

Lohan seems in good-enough spirits in the aftermath of the accident. Some dedicated fan of Lohan’s has put her post-surgery Snapchat video on the more permanent pages of Instagram, and in the video she shows her bandaged digit—her left ring finger, no less!—and gives a pitiful little laugh. Poor Lindsay! But, as she always has done, she’s bearing up and soldiering on. Because what else can you do in a life like hers? You just sew the thing back on, do a Snapchat, and get back on the boat. In the end, the sea could claim a part of Lindsay Lohan, though it has swallowed up so many souls before her. It’s never encountered the likes of her before, and now she’s proven her mettle. I doubt Poseidon’s briny depths will try to tangle with her again.

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